Cheesy Jokes
Why do lesbians never get lost in the forest?
Because they always know how to find the next “bush” stop!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport?
Softball – it’s all about the perfect pitch.
What do you call a lesbian who’s into women with a love for gardening?
A “lawn whisperer.”
Why do lesbians love going to the furniture store?
Because they can build everything – including a relationship – in one weekend!
What’s a dating app for lesbians who love cats called?
“Tinder for Purrs”!
When a woman loves a woman ...
Just as she was debating how to escape without breaking an ankle, someone zipped past—a woman with neon pink hair, twirling like she was auditioning for the Olympics. Jules stared, distracted, and promptly let go of the wall.
Big mistake.
She crashed into Pink Hair mid-spin, and they both went down in a glorious heap.
“Wow,” Pink Hair said, blinking up at Jules, “You’re really committed to meeting people, huh?”
Jules groaned. “Sorry, I was mesmerized by… centrifugal force?”
Pink Hair laughed and stood up, offering Jules a hand. “I’m Dana. And you are?”
“Jules. Professional disaster.”
“Well, Jules,” Dana grinned, “I usually don’t meet people by them tackling me, but you’ve got style. Want a skating lesson?”
“I think I should focus on not dying first,” Jules replied, wobbling to her feet.
Dana smirked. “Fair. But if you survive, you owe me a drink.”
Jules grinned. “Deal. And if I don’t survive, it’s been an honor.”
By the end of the night, Jules still couldn’t skate, but she had Dana’s number—and the story of how she literally fell for her.
